1.) Season 60 of the simulation hockey League has proven to be fruitful for the big wanger as he was able to chill this season and avoid splurging his load over the opposing teams. In his reduced role, Augustus Wang was able to relax after receiving the Scott Stevens award in season 59. He made it clear that he wanted fellow teammates Emilia Bergman and Nicholas Owens to take bigger roles on the team to build their confidence and show that the team has an amazing up and coming core. Wang was still able to net 16 goals and 33 assists which was good for 49 points on the season. A respectable number to say the least. He obviously hopes to improve over this past season but after a second career challenge Cup win, the big wanger has proven all that there is at every level. He has found success at every level that he has played at. Whether it's the smjhl, NBA, cbt or the shl, the Wang continues to be erect himself in each league as an all star player.

6.) Team Canada is due for a big bounce back after a horrendous tournament in season 59 which saw them drop out very early in the event. Often known as title contenders, we saw what the team bum, also known as rotticus Scott, can do when he takes control of a team. Unfortunately, he will be managing the team once again but all star players such as Augustus Wang will likely have a better showing after Wang secured his second career challenge Cup finals. Will his recent wins make him lazy and complacent for the IIHF tournament? We will see. But what we do know is that the canadian team has too much talent to drop out of the tournament that early. They have too many good looking and skilled players to continuously place poorly when representing their nation. I even heard that Justin Trudeau is going to denounce them if they were to not place in the medal rounds this season. Go Canada go.

13.) Steve Harrington deserves finals MVP for his performance in game 7 of the season 60 challenge Cup finals. The man was able to break his challenge Cup curse by overcoming all adversity to score a hat trick and helped the buffalo stampede of the simulation hockey League secure their 2nd challenge Cup with their current core group. He was always known as a good looking no good choker but now he is a challenge Cup champion and joins his teammates such as Aron Hernadivic and Augustus Wang as fellow cup winners. Harrington should also be recognized for his disapproval of team whipping boy Jack Kanoff as Kanoff is known for being lazy and not putting in enough work for the team to win.

15.) Verification word: bufcup

16.) From all of the rumors I have heard, Luke is into very kinky stuff in his personal time. That is why we're going to skip to the chase and go straight back to the closest motel or Inn and I'm going to tie him to the bed and put a gag in him. Next thing I'm going to do is torture him by leaving the room and then joining fellow buffalo stampede members to celebrate us winning the challenge Cup together in dramatic fashion. I will make sure to bring back some snacks, food and water for Luke at the end of the night if he is still breathing and then we will conclude with me untying him and leaving before he gets the chance to attack me.

17.) Milestones