1) +3 tpe

this was a crazy season. And for all its ups and downs there is one thing that really bothered me this season. some thing that really messed everything up. the one thing that is going to mar this otherwise decent season. thats erectile dysfunction. i dont know what happened. maybe its broke. do these things have warrantees? like it just lays there. i took a bunch of pills for it. the doctor says that its age. you get older some things just stop working. some people have bad backs or maybe knees. not me. i got a bad dick. not like bad like the Michael Jackson song, but like bad as in not good. it goes numb sometimes. like someone was sitting on it. or i had it pressed between my thighs or something. you think its haunted? can dicks get haunted? maybe its haunted. by a lazy spirit. that just lays around. also, I want more hits. and fights.

4) +3 tpe

yoooo shl! this one goes out to all yall!
comin at yah from Texas with a capital ASS yall!
check it

countdowns over time to drop the puck
dont care who we playin dont give a fuck
come into the big D and we rattle yo bone
step on up and shout out gods microphone
Buffal oh chicag oh toront oh oh no
who ever you are ill hit you bro, ill kiss you, no ****
LA, san fran, minny, seattle
come in to my zone the boards they will rattle
your teeth, my fist
your butt cheeks, are clinched
see me coming your way think crap
cuz when i connect its time for a nap

5) +2 tpe

i think there should only be 8 teams in the playoffs. honestly all it does is make the playoffs longer. the outcomes rarely change in a seven game series. the better team almost always wins. i mean when it comes to the first place team and the last place team. its not like a shitty team is ever going to make a run and win a four star. its just boosting career playoff numbers. every team making it is kina dumb. makes the first 66 games purpose seeding. since no one misses the playoffs. making the playoffs shorter would also make the teams missing it, have a shorter wait for the following season.

15) +3 tpe

Fantobens

16) +2 tpe

oh Luke doesn't know what's coming for him. first we are going to the board walk. I'm going to win him a big stuffed animal that he has to carry around. until he gets tired, then ill take it for him because I'm a gentle man. whoops did our hands accidentally touch while we were walking? oh no. maybe on my next arm swing ill just grab one of his fingers and see if he hold my hand back. oh. my. god. he did. we are totally holding hands. ill ask him if he wants to go sit on the beach? he does?! ok, ill lie out my coat so we have something to sit on. we will talk for what seems like minutes, but hours pass. hes hungry. oh boy. lets go grab some food back up on the board walk. i take him to a nice seafood dinner and never call him back.

17) +3 tpe

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