1. To quote an icon to public safety and law enforcement "Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families suffer from it every year" the attempts on my life and identity have left me a near shell of my former self. I have had my name besmirched in Charlotte, I have had my name besmirched in London, I have had my name besmirched all over the world! To say it has been stressful is an understatement. On the bright side, I have found refuge in Seattle. The Emerald City has been a refuge in cool people, and nice weather. And I think that I had my best season to date, and it was lovely to get the Kraken past the first round for the first time since I joined the team. Whilst this year has not been ideal, it does still fill me with great optimism to see where I go from here on out. (155 Words - 3 TPE)

5. I think that when it comes to the SMJHL, it's a fun league for development, I think the more teams in it the better. In my perfect world, all fourteen teams would make it with the top two teams in the league would get a first round bye, just like the incredibly popular format currently used by the NFL. Plus, I think it would just be fun to welcome Regina and Great Falls to the league by giving their players a definite chance of making the playoffs. And who knows, maybe they'll even shock all of us; I think that would be fun to see. And I think having everyone experience the playoffs would keep our minor leagues as an incredibly fun experience for everyone. (125 Words - 2 TPE)

6. I predict that Great Britain are gonna be great. Like they always are. I think that former league MVP Jimmy Slothface is going to lead this team of Lions, Unicorns, Dragons and (uh, hands?) Red Gloved Hands to the promised land of golden medallions. I can see us attacking the US so bad that they lose claim to Red, White and Blue. Norway will take a clouting and we will forever remind them of 1066. Germany and Austria will probably be reminded of World War One a lot, y'know, if we're going on with that historical theme. Sweden and Britain didn't really interact much until the eighteenth century and I'm more of a medievalist but we're still going to bloody kill em! I'm going to respectfully hold any comments about Ireland, cause that just wouldn't be in good taste. But I still believe that Great Britain are going to absolutely smash it in this international tourney. (156 Words - 3 TPE)

15. Trivia Word Verification: Bangladesh (3 TPE)

16. Well it should be clear that when Luke and I go on our date it will be almost entirely dominated by history. We'll probably go out somewhere nice like a Thai place. He'll probably regale me with stories about the league's history whilst I stare deep into his big, dreamy, almost gritty-like eyes. From there on out, we will probably make eyes over dinner. Might share a sensual noodle or too. And then I think we'll edge a bit closer to each other and I'll whisper those magical words he's been dying to hear. "Tell me about the Season fifty-two Manhattan Rage". And it'll be all fireworks from there. (109 Words - 2 TPE)

17. Milestones for (3 TPE) please.