S60 Championship Week

S60 Championship Week

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08-15-2021, 11:04 AM (This post was last modified: 08-15-2021, 11:05 AM by scorycory.)

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1. Written, 3 TPE, Ups and Downs (150 words min.)

So this was a tough season for everyone in the SHL. Dealing with trolls online, horrible PR from product endorsements, and on top of that all some minor identity fraud to add to the pile. Are these the worst things to happen to your player this season, or did something unimaginably horrible happen? On the flip side, were there any bright spots hidden in the countless nuisances and problems? What good things on and off the ice happened this season for you?

Both the bright spot and the worst thing that happened to me this season came courtesy of the Buffalo management. On the high note they drafted me to a wonderful locker room that is absolutely bursting with activity. I immediately felt at home among a great group of people, many of whom I was familiar with and friends with already. Big shoutout to my favorite troll @Lime here. Then however, the trade deadline rolled around. Most seasons I wouldn't think anything of this date but this time around the normally reliable Buffalo GMs did something unthinkable. They traded for kpop and anime fanatic, Jeffie43. I have constantly been shadowed and followed around every league I have been in by this manchild weeb. Then I come to find out that not only did they trade for this maniac, but they completely mortgaged the future of the team in order to do so by getting rid of a bevy of first round picks.

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4. Written, 3 TPE (60 words min.)

Ugh, poetry is so 17th century, we're ditching that prompt. Earlier in the season I had you flex your songwriting in an SHL style parody, but this time you don't have a song to lean on. You're writing your very own diss track about something SHL related. A player, A team, A GM, anything. You can write a diss track about CW if you want. 

Here are the rules: At least 12 lines (and at least 60 words total) but if you wanna do more go for it. I'm not laying out a specific rhyme scheme but there has to be rhyme in it. Be creative! This prompt is not for everyone, if you have a problem with it there are like 15 other prompts I made for ya. NOTE: THIS IS ALL IN JEST; ANYTHING OVERLY MEAN OR MALICIOUS WILL NOT BE GRADED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Oh my Anchorage Armada, at least you aren't Nevada
If only we had a different GM, perhaps we would have had a better end
Another finals to lose, once more Gabe is here to abuse
His poor players who thought we had a chance, alas this will be Bear's final dance
At least we got to cuck Quebec along the way, that always makes our players day

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5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

We're adding 2 teams to the SMJHL this season. Do you think we should keep the current SMJHL playoff format of everyone makes it? Or is it time to just take the best 8 or 12 teams and let em duke it out? Defend your stance.

Honestly let's finally get to the point that not everyone makes it, top 8 teams only please. Whoever ends up getting Nevada is basically getting a bye anyway, they are a joke of a team who is horribly managed. The sad thing as well is that it's usually not even the top seed in the conference that gets to play this team of glorified bots. Same thing goes for Kelowna when they don't have an army of IAs. Let's make playoffs fun a competitive and fair experience, if any team should get a bye it should be the top seed, the team that earned it. Though I am partial to no byes at all because I love the idea of playoff success not being entirely predicated upon regular season success.

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

My easy choice for series MVP goes to Steve Harrington. Not only did he score a hat trick against his former SMJHL teammates in Newfoundland to seal the series win in the final game, he also lives rent free in the head of many of the other players in the league who are misfortunate enough to not play for Buffalo at all(or not play for any team because they suck so much that they didn't get drafted). Steve Harrington lives a life of success on and off the ice that is both admirable and certainly worthy of being jealous over.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

gnomedab

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

MILESTONES TBD (check back later)

Milestones +3 TPE

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S60 Championship Week - by SlashACM - 08-07-2021, 10:15 PM

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RE: S60 Championship Week - by Pythonic - 08-07-2021, 10:20 PM

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