08-15-2021, 06:20 PM(This post was last modified: 08-15-2021, 11:36 PM by GoonerBear.)
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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Freaky Friday.. or Monday. Tuesday? Anyhow, I think the finals will be over by Friday barring some kind of Re-sim :grimace: Anyways, I forgot the plot of the movie but there's something about a fortune cookie and now you're in your mom's body! But actually, it's the body of an SHL player, one from Chicago or Buffalo! (If you are on Buffalo or Chicago, you can't be yourself, pick a teammate or opponent). Now that you are them and they are you, what do you do during the big game? Play amazing and turn a scrub into a superstar? Play like a bum and try to help the other team win? Oggle yourself in the mirror? The world is so exciting in a new body...
I awaken in Aron Hernadivic's body and I am loving it! ...Until I remember there's probably no way I can steer it like Aron can. Despite the Manhattan Rage organization passing along the knowledge of our in-state rivalry with the Buffalo Stampede, I would have to do my best to not arouse suspicion and to not incur Aron's wrath afterward. Even so, my best would probably be...mediocre at best, carried mostly by the body's physical prowess and condition as opposed to my skill and coordination. Just because the body has muscle memory doesn't mean I can control it. It would likely not end well, with a superstar appearing very mortal in the Challenge Cup Finals. Stampede fans look on in disgust and disappointment as I miss opportunities, overplay and overestimate my new physical abilities, and maybe accidentally get myself (and by myself, I mean myself in this new body) injured in some way that needs surgery. Wouldn't be fun, even if the boss would slip me a bonus for hobbling a major rival.
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7. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
We're at a point in the SHL where a good chunk of the playerbase played back in the STHS era, and a good chunk has known nothing but FHM. If you're in the latter part of the league you must have heard the horror stories... so: Let's make a hypothetical.
Players who played in both eras: What would have happened if we just had one sim engine? Posture how your career would have gone if we stayed in STHS (sans exploits). Or what if you had created in FHM the whole time? Would things have gone better or worse?
For you FHM babies: What if we were still in Simon T land? Would your career be where it is now? Or would randomness have stunted the dynasties you may or may not have been part of?
I had a player in each of the SimonT and FHM Eras. Reginald MacIntyre was created in the SimonT Era. If MacIntyre was in FHM the whole time, he would have not had near as many opportunities to have had seasons like he had the season he was up for the Bojo Biscuit in S51. If we had the knowledge we do now, perhaps I would have built him better to play and compete in the ways required from the blue line to produce and contend for awards in his time. Things probably would have gotten worse if I had built him the exact same way I did throughout his career, as a defensive defenseman/stay-at-home defenseman. The hard truth in this league is you have to rack up points and make offense happen to make it and have a hope for seeing your name on trophies, even if you are great at defense and limiting scoring opportunities. I would have probably adjusted and built him different accordingly. Or pulled the trigger on making him offensive much sooner than I did. I would have done the same if I could go back 3+ years in real time and advise myself on how to make him.
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12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.
a. The salt special: Do these teams deserve to be here? Or were they gifted a trip to the finals through puck luck and bullshittery?
b. Buffalo has been here many times in the past 20 seasons, this is only the second (I think I'm too lazy to check) time for Chicago. Which is more impressive? The continued dominance of Buffalo? Or the solid couple of runs Chicago has made despite the team only being 15 seasons old?
c. Everyone's a critic: Nitpick one thing about either team's logo, jersey, rink design, goal horn, or general site demeanor.
d. Who is the best player to play for either team? Is it a current player? Retired? Traded? Make your case.
a) These teams got here on pure bullshit because the sim hates us, but not enough to shove onto us another Hamilton-Buffalo final. Chicago used to be in that territory where they were hard-up on luck, especially the seasons where they were under Manhattan's thumb in the postseason. Now that they've nabbed a couple, they're in the "hate 'em" category. (59)
b) Buffalo's continued dominance is more impressive. While they've had more time, most teams typically have to rebuild once, maybe twice in the span of the Stampede's run. Nothing against expansion Chicago building up into a now two-time Cup winner. We'll just have to see down the line if they have a similar perpetual presence now that they have this run under their belts. (63)
c) Has anyone from outside of Buffalo seen anyone from Buffalo? How can we know Buffalo exists? Have you ever been to Buffalo? Do you know someone who's in Buffalo? If you have been or you do know someone, you're one of THEM. If you have not and do not, how can you know the place really exists if you've never been and don't know anyone from there? (67)
d) The best player in Chicago's history is Corey Kennedy. The league has thought highly of him in his career, and the team does as well. While others own more in Chicago team awards, Kennedy has quite the collection of SHL hardware, scooping up an Aidan Richan, two Damian Littletons, and a Scott Stevens. No one else has more hardware from the League. (62)
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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.
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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
MILESTONES TBD (check back later)