S60 Championship Week

S60 Championship Week

goldenglutes
SHL GM
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#261

08-15-2021, 08:20 PM

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3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Freaky Friday.. or Monday. Tuesday? Anyhow, I think the finals will be over by Friday barring some kind of Re-sim :grimace: Anyways, I forgot the plot of the movie but there's something about a fortune cookie and now you're in your mom's body! But actually, it's the body of an SHL player, one from Chicago or Buffalo! (If you are on Buffalo or Chicago, you can't be yourself, pick a teammate or opponent). Now that you are them and they are you, what do you do during the big game? Play amazing and turn a scrub into a superstar? Play like a bum and try to help the other team win? Oggle yourself in the mirror? The world is so exciting in a new body...

yeah i'm definitely going to take over uhhh ok i am going to be honest i really do not want to take control of any of their bodies like that is kind of creepy and i would rather not think about it so i am not sure why i picked this prompt but i guess it was because it looked the most doable so i guess i will have to do it any way. ok so like i would probably just take over jack kanoff's body because why not because there is like not that much pressure on him to do well because he just joined a winning team so he is just kind of chilling and even if he does not do anything he can just get carried to a cup so like that seems like a really chill existence but maybe if i were him i would actually try to play as poorly as possible just to see how far buffalo can carry his heavy ass just like how aleks carries him in league of legends solo queue. i am really just kidding @jeffie43 i didnt know what to write about so i just rambled on about some random shit i am sorry i did not mean any of this.

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6. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

What's your prediction for this season's IIHF tournament? Which teams do you expect to do well (or not well)? Which players?

ok so hear me out here boys you know sometimes i feel like i could really just take the same thing that i wrote last season for this prompt and copy and paste it, except this is the one season where i can not anymore because the two usual favourites for the tournament, canada and great britain, managed to choke on their own saliva last season and neither team even medaled !!! (i think at least, i do not really remember anymore and i do not really keep up with the international ice hockey federation tournament in the offseason of the simulation hockey league any more so all in all it is quite sad) so now my bold new prediction now that these tournaments have been blown wide open and anyone can win is that the czech team of czech people from the country of czechia are going to win it all!!!!!!!! they will do very well. i expect germany to do not well because they suck! however i expect scoochie @honkerrs stratton to shut out great britain because of his hacks!!! oh and i think angus mcfife 18 will do well in wjc @micool132

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

hey huge big ginormous enormous gigantic fantastic congratulations to the buffalo stampede lets go i love wanna beef in and especially the forty third jeffie @jeffie43 for managing to wrangle up a whole band of pepes so that they can jam out for the goal song of the buffalo stampede in the finals of the season sixty challenge cup finals in the simulation hockey league between the stampede of buffalo new york and the syndicate of chicago illinois. my pick for most valuable player (also normally called the MVP in these circles) has gotta be chimkin @Ragnar tendy like hell yeah his player has got to be keeping the locker room together like he's the real glue behind the team so i think that's why he's the most valuable.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

yay

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16. slash's secret bonus prompt SHHHHHH. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Luke let you keep the money you stole from him in the heist, and won't tell the authorities. But you have to take him on a wonderful date using the money. How does your evening go? What dining and activities do you have in store for good ol' Lukey boy?

alright so since we didn't actually end up stealing that much money because i am a very incompetent thief sorry luke we are actually just going to be going on a date to the wonderful dairy queen near my house you know like i have always been a pretty huge fan of dairy queen ice cream especially just their normal soft serve cones so i would consider this to be a pretty good date, i am not sure what luke the dog would think though. but you know if he doesn't like dairy queen then we can always go to mac donals instead for some hamrburgers and fries.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

MILESTONES TBD (check back later)

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3086616
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