Task 1
S60 was a surprisingly great year for the life of Bas O'Bigbers. Bas came into the league as a well known but not super hyped up prospect. However everyone across the league came to know who Bas was after this past season. Bas quickly became the front runner in the rookie scoring race and ended the season as the victor. But while it was going on there was a local Bagel place known as "Jack's Doughnuts" that was offering free bagels before noon every day after a Bas goal. But then on the day after Bas scored his first career hat trick they offered free bagels for the whole day. Of course before the end of the season Bas had to make his appearance at Jack's Bagels were he had a lot of photo ops with fans and the owners of the place. So while it might have been a hard season for many, it was a fun one for Bas O'Bigbers.

Task 3
The player I would do my switch with would be Steve Harrington of The Buffalo Stampede. This is because Steve Harrington is a cool dude and a good player but with all due respect he's won a four star cup and a challenge cup already. You know who hasn't? Juka Timonen? It's very sad and so if I became Steve Harrington for a day, I'd start with getting absolutely trashed with Stampede mafia and get completely shitfaced before game 7. I'd be a complete fucking wreck on the ice playing like shit, all my teammates are yelling at me. Monkey D. Luffey grabs me and starts shaking me to get my fucking head in the game but dude I'm still fucking buzzing. So while I'm on the ice Chicago scores 2 goals that give them the edge they need to secure a challenge cup victory and walk away with the victory. Sorry Steve, but Juka needed some help.

Task 7
The problem with this hypothetical is that analyzing how my FHM career would've turned out on STTHS demands me be very cynical about what things would've been like had the future of The SHL remained on that engine. So the STHS era ended largely because it was discovered that there were some serious problems with the engine that could be exploited. Most notably that if you focus mainly on shooting and don't do much with passing you can make a goal scoring machine team that can't even be touched. So in a world where the league doesn't move to FHM I think that Newfoundland would've eventually become the dynasty that ultimately became but before they would get there they'd have to overcome the shit storm that would be the new league mandated rules that teams must have average passing ratings no below such a number and shooting ratings no higher than such a number and that would've been a complete pain in the ass to deal with. But once deal with good GMs will come back and elevate their teams to the top.

Task 4
I'm going to tell you a story about a player who is bad at hockey.
A player who's skating is weak and who's shot is wonky.
Now maybe this might make some bedlam.
But I'm going to call out Jonathan Granstrom.
He was captain of Detroit Falcons and bird teams are bad.
He tried to make New England not draft me and that made me sad.
Time and time again we'd face on the ice.
Each time I'd remind him that he's not very nice.
It's been four years and you are still my rival.
I bet you don't even like Creedence Clearwater Revival.
The moral of the story is the Granstrom is stinky.
Now ima play with my slinkee.

Task 13
Steve Harrington was easily my MVP for the challenge cup series because dude he had a hat trick in game 7 of the series. You can't overstate what an incredible achievement that was. In the biggest game of his career dude he scored a hat trick and helped Buffalo to win the whole thing. I don't care how anyone else did because the whole series came down and rested on one game and on that game it was Steve Harrington on that game. It was Steve Harrington who had a historic hat trick that will never be forgotten in the history of the league.

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