1. Written, 3 TPE, Ups and Downs (150 words min.)
So this was a tough season for everyone in the SHL. Dealing with trolls online, horrible PR from product endorsements, and on top of that all some minor identity fraud to add to the pile. Are these the worst things to happen to your player this season, or did something unimaginably horrible happen? On the flip side, were there any bright spots hidden in the countless nuisances and problems? What good things on and off the ice happened this season for you?

NOTHING good happened to me this year! The best thing to happen was when I was in the Philadelphia forge locker room and the GM (Acsolap) was announcing our lines for this season; and when it came to be my turn, Acsolap had me stand in the front of the locker room and proceeded to tell me he was shocked I had actually MADE THE FIRST LINE DEFENSIVE PAIR. He was actually proud of me for once, and maybe things were finally turning around for ol Frieds,statistically speaking that is. A spark of joy appeared on my face, and that was his signal. He punched me directly in the solar plexus and shrieked at the top of his lungs that I would be PLAYING THIRD LINE MINUTES - obviously; and took my contract and crumpled it up, and made me eat it in front of the whole team. This is a true story! Oh man, hopefully next season will be a little better – I always thought I was a good locker room presence!

2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Pokemon! Everyone loves em, and if you don't, you didn't have a childhood. Or adulthood. Anyways, let's imagine all SHL and SMJHL players are now pokemon. Assemble your team! On top of that, what is your strategy to navigate the POKESHL? Try to get the strongest pokemon and become champion? Catch all of the possible players and complete your pokedex? UwU Breed them? Catch low level juniors players and train them? Or become a gym leader, helping others on their path to greatness? I'd love to hear your approach.

If the SHL was a pokemon reality, I think that Honkerrs (Scoochie Stratton) would be metapod and Acsolap (Rex Kirkby) would be weedle. I would stop at nothing to mate the two. Perhaps some ethical boundaries would be crossed, but it is all in the name of science – as a marvel loving funko collecting George carlin watching atheist, I can tell you that science is good. I think if mating these two never worked out, I’d probably try to mate Heracross (Evil allbran) with myself (Rayquaza). This would create a weird beetle dragon pokemon that would break the internet soecial media style. With these two creations I believe we could flip the pokedex world on its head and create a crazy dragon worm weedle beetle gym and destroy all of the fire ice water and electric pokemon. Perhaps my only creation I wouldn’t do is an onyx (rich) mixed with a diglet (luke). I would not do this for obvious reasons.


3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Freaky Friday.. or Monday. Tuesday? Anyhow, I think the finals will be over by Friday barring some kind of Re-sim :grimace: Anyways, I forgot the plot of the movie but there's something about a fortune cookie and now you're in your mom's body! But actually, it's the body of an SHL player, one from Chicago or Buffalo! (If you are on Buffalo or Chicago, you can't be yourself, pick a teammate or opponent). Now that you are them and they are you, what do you do during the big game? Play amazing and turn a scrub into a superstar? Play like a bum and try to help the other team win? Oggle yourself in the mirror? The world is so exciting in a new body...

I want to be Eliizabeth Doyle. I always wanted to be in net… the whole world against me; and me doing my best to stack them up and make those key saves. Not to mention being female would be a pretty surreal experience (assuming Elizabeth is a female). Also I would like to win challenge cups. So far on my career journey ive won four star cups, some SMJHL defensive accolades, but never ever any thing huge in the SHL. Also goalies are very underrated when it comes to awards, like I cant remember the last time a tendy won the MVP of the league but that has to change. It would be cool to be in a big hockey market like buffalo where I am the talk of town and everybody loves me. I am only a stupid 3rd liner in philly right now! I love philly but everyone laughs at me but if I won the challenge cup I think less people would laugh at old frieds.

4. Written, 3 TPE (60 words min.)
Ugh, poetry is so 17th century, we're ditching that prompt. Earlier in the season I had you flex your songwriting in an SHL style parody, but this time you don't have a song to lean on. You're writing your very own diss track about something SHL related. A player, A team, A GM, anything. You can write a diss track about CW if you want.

Here are the rules: At least 12 lines (and at least 60 words total) but if you wanna do more go for it. I'm not laying out a specific rhyme scheme but there has to be rhyme in it. Be creative! This prompt is not for everyone, if you have a problem with it there are like 15 other prompts I made for ya. NOTE: THIS IS ALL IN JEST; ANYTHING OVERLY MEAN OR MALICIOUS WILL NOT BE GRADED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Geck is lame so you see
All that fool says is e
You know your boy says S – E – X
Cuz E is better with an S and an X
Geck will never reach 1 k TPE
But I think he’s typed 1 million e’s
The dude is worse than Patrick perry junior
I heard he likes to be called a goober
So geck is his name
And hes really lame
Keep your phrases out of my team
Cuz s e x is is better than e


17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE
Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.
(CLAIM 3 TPE)

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3086605

15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Verification word “Bingo”


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