S60 Championship Week

S60 Championship Week

5ympathies
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#290

08-15-2021, 10:42 PM (This post was last modified: 08-15-2021, 11:09 PM by 5ympathies.)

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1. Written, 3 TPE, Ups and Downs (150 words min.)

So this was a tough season for everyone in the SHL. Dealing with trolls online, horrible PR from product endorsements, and on top of that all some minor identity fraud to add to the pile. Are these the worst things to happen to your player this season, or did something unimaginably horrible happen? On the flip side, were there any bright spots hidden in the countless nuisances and problems? What good things on and off the ice happened this season for you?

Something very extremely horrible happened to me this season. I didn't win the cup. Not only did I not win the cup, Buffalo won and when I played with them we lost in the finals, to the team that I was on the season prior. I think I've lost in the finals like 4 times now, very unlucky. I still also believe I should have won the Razov over Jess, but whatever. Also Patty just left our team to go to Chicago which is a big time simonhmmm from me. Very suspicious, but what can you do. Also I have no place to judge as I did the same shit to Hamilton last year, but I'm still judging lowkey. I had an insane amount of goals in the playoffs though which was nice. 10 goals in 14 games I think, something crazy. I can only imagine that if we had beat buffalo and made it to the finals I would have received another Razov nomination. I think at this point, given that I stay with Atlanta, my only way of making it into the HoF is to play 30 seasons with these easy regression rules and just force my way in.

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2. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Pokemon! Everyone loves em, and if you don't, you didn't have a childhood. Or adulthood. Anyways, let's imagine all SHL and SMJHL players are now pokemon. Assemble your team! On top of that, what is your strategy to navigate the POKESHL? Try to get the strongest pokemon and become champion? Catch all of the possible players and complete your pokedex? UwU Breed them? Catch low level juniors players and train them? Or become a gym leader, helping others on their path to greatness? I'd love to hear your approach.

Honestly, I've been playing Pokemon Go again recently, I played a bit in 2016 when it came out, but stopped after a month or so because it wouldn't work properly on my jailbroken iphone. But now that nobody jailbreaks shit anymore, I can play it properly and it's decent. The point of me talking about this though, is that there are so many fuckin pokemon that I have never in my life heard of before. So if you're asking me for advice, I can't give you shit. All my top pokemon are ones I haven't heard of before. One of them I've seen in the show: it's a grass fairy looking one. She's a beauty. But all the rest, I swear are just made up for this game. Haven't even seen them on TV. Right now I am angling for a gyrados. I'm getting close to the amount of required candies: you need 400 which is crazy but I only need 50 or so more, so that will be super sick once I get it. But yea, to answer your question, I would just be a gym leader and pwn kids tryna get by. Just absolutely dumpster them.

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13. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

Congrats to Buffalo. I'm actually decent'y happy they won over Chicago, I actually like the team despite how people on the site here think. I am very envious however, that we lost in the finals when I played with them, and unfortunately was a casualty of the cap. Wish I played there still instead of jeffie, but whatever. Could not tell you, who the MVP of the series is, didn't watch a single game, and didn't even know it ended honestly. My MVP for the series is me, because I had 10 goals in 14 games, truly sustainable because I'm just that good. Just over 100 words, but I'll stick this in just in case there are some issues with the contractions. Dick Clapper for Khan.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

clapper

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16. slash's secret bonus prompt SHHHHHH. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Luke let you keep the money you stole from him in the heist, and won't tell the authorities. But you have to take him on a wonderful date using the money. How does your evening go? What dining and activities do you have in store for good ol' Lukey boy?

Me and Luke are going to Arby's in Ohio with Drew. Apparently it's better in Ohio, because Jeffie was saying it was just decent in Montreal. I'll take his word for it. I don't actually want to go to Arby's. I haven't been in like 5 years, but I'm not a fan of the roast beef sandwiches. I do remember them having very good curly fries though, and the horsey sauce was lit as well. Other than that, the only cool thing they have going for them is the "Meat Mountain" sandwich. Looks disgusting personally, but I'm going to make sure that Luke finishes every single bite of that. The rest of the evening goes well, because surprisingly I am less of a dickhead in person, compared to my on site persona.

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17. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 16 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

MILESTONES TBD (check back later)