If I were not playing for the Vancouver Whalers of the Simulated Minor Junior Hockey League, I would most like to be playing for the Newfoundland Berserkers because they won the cup, the primary reason for selecting this team is because they won the cup during the current playoffs.

If I were to replace a player to be able to make myself fit onto the roster, I suppose I would have to take the position of Billy Brooks, as we are both young defensemen who threw a lot of hits and score a fair amount. I would place myself in to all of them important roles because I am the best defensemen in the league, without a shadow of a doubt.

I would likely take the spot on the first power play and penalty kill, alongside the first pairing, maybe even with a dear friend Pasta the Turtle.

Ultimately the goal is to win the cup, and they could have done so even quicker with my expertise on the ice.


The three biggest reasons for the Newfoundland Berserkers winning the Four Star cup finals are as follows:

Pasta the Turtle: The 10th overall pick from the season 59 Simulated Hockey League draft, Pasta the Turtle has gone on to show the Blizzard were correct to select the reptile early in the draft despite concerns over speed and agility on the ice, I do not want to go and look at stats, but I can assure you he was a crucial part of them winning a cup.

Slavakov Vladmirashenko: The 16th overall pick from the season 59 Simulated Hockey League draft, Slavakov Vladmirashenk has gone on to prove any doubters wrong in his selection process. He was a crucial force but not because of on-ice contributions, but off ice.

Emeril Lagasse: I have never met Emeril, but I have been reassured that they and they alone are the spirit behind the Berserkers, and without them they would have gone nowhere.


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The best name from either team in the Four Star Cup finals would be without a doubt in my mind Pasta the Turtle, the reason behind this selection is purely because he realizes who he is as a person and embraces it fully without any shame or concern over what people think about him. He is who he is.

No, and the main reason for this is because I have begun writing this piece of task after the conclusion of the playoffs, essentially I am a savant in regards to determining who will and will not win the playoffs, and because Anchorage has lost already I would be an absolute idiot to select them as having a chance.

If the matchup in an alternate timeline happened and the finals were Vancouver and Quebec City what would have had to have had happened is both Vancouver and Quebec City would have had to have outscored the opposing teams (Newfoundland and Anchorage) a total of four times over the course of 7 games.

The goal scoring prowess of Evil Allbran is what has allowed the Newfoundland Berserkers their continued success this season, and the entire idea of hockey is to put the puck into the net more times than the opposing team and Evil Allbran did this more times than any other players on the Berserkers roster.



"Conner Tanner, the hulking 6 ft 6 inch giant out of Osaka, Japan has been making waves in this seasons draft class due to the fact that he was originally deemed ineligible for selection and would be automatically placed into the farm systems of his fathers team the Edmonton Blizzard, but rumours began to swirl and eventually became reality when Tanner's father sold the Blizzard to a Japanese accounting firm. This left Tanner as a relatively unscouted player heading into the draft due to scouts not wanting to waste time on an ineligible player."

"Many scouts upon learning that Tanner had become eligible still did not rush to scout him, as they felt his connections to the Blizzard organization were too strong and would ultimately pull him back there after his initial rookie contract. When prompted about this Tanner stated that all he has ever known has been the light blue of the Blizzard and he would have a lot to think about going forward."








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