- Player Name: Tommy Tightpants

- Position: RW

- Recreate or First-Gen? First Gen

- Recreates: Who was your last player? 

- First-Gens: How did you find the site? Beeg Beeg Yoshi

- Discord Username (full tag, including #numbers): wack#1387


- Are you in any other sim leagues?  Or, are you all about that hockey?  No other sim leagues - to quote Danny Rojas: "Football Hockey is life"

- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) It varies, but on average probably 10-20

- Is water wet? Who wants to know?

- What do you hope to get from your SMJHL team and what are you looking for in a team? Activity and a community is all really. Good clubhouse, new mates, people who mean it'll be enjoyable even if we go winless. God I do not want to go winless. A competitive team would be great too.

- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? I wouldn't mind either really. The goal is obviously the majors, but I would rather make sure I'm ready than jump aboard too early.

- What is your “why”?  (I.E.  Why did you sign up for the SHL?  Why did you decide on this type of player?, etc) I signed up for SHL for the tylaroo emotes, got invested for the character building and as a way to learn more about hockey, and am staying because the energy in the league is fantastic.

- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Who?

- How do you feel about walruses? I prefer eggs. You could call me an egg man.

- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? The common thinking here is that the debate is between African or European. However, Swallows themselves are found on every single continent, including Antarctica. And, as no one would willingly live in Antarctica for any reason other than you are perfectly adapted to the environment, I would say the Antarctic Swallow would be the fastest, as there is little to no brush covering and little to no areas to hide from greater predators, necessitating speed. So in conclusion, the Antarctic swallow is the fastest, and I'm gonna guess it can fly at Mach 2.

- Please finish the following sentence: “Defense is a vital part of the game that I am not very good at.” 

- What do you value in your team locker room? Community mainly. Just guys being dudes and all that. Or girls being chicks. Or whatever.

- Mushrooms. What are your thoughts on them? I feel like I answered this one before. Looking at you overdoo.

- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Yveltal. My first (and only, unless you count Pokemon Go) pokemon game was Pokemon Y. And he looks dope. So there's that.

- What type of player are you looking to build? Are you looking to play a more offensive or defensive role? Pass-happy, shot-hungry, hard-hitting winger who doesn't give one.