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Michiganonymous · 08-18-2021, 02:07 PM

SMJHL Head Office Questions

Player Name: Vasily Arkhangelsky
Position: Left Defense
First-Gen
Found out about the site after joining an affiliated sim league (ISFL), which I first discovered through recruiting on a fantasy football Discord server.
Discord: Michiganonymous#8697

SMJHL General Manager Questions

Are you in any other sim leagues? I'm in the ISFL, EFL, and SCSFL (all football leagues). I love hockey, so I'm keen to give the SHL a try!
How many hours a week do you usually have free? Tough for me to estimate, but I can usually find at least 2 hours in any given week. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
Is water wet? Are you a cop?
What are you looking for in an SMJHL team? A relaxed, positive locker room, and teammates who really get invested in the team, because I know I will. Winning is optional, fun is not. That being said, I really think I can fit in and be happy just about anywhere.
What are you general expectations for you junior career? I'd be happy to stay in junior as long as I can. Early on I can learn and build up the TPE, and then later on I can hopefully be that established veteran presence and a locker room leader before I make the jump the the big league. Staying in junior long enough to make a run at a championship and/or some individual awards would also be nice.
Why? I joined the SHL because I love sim leagues and hockey. I picked this player because I had thought of a cool name a while ago, and this player archetype seemed like the best fit for the backstory and mental picture I was developing around the name.
Had you ever heard of Kelowna before joining the SHL? Is Kelowna really that little-known? I'm a hockey fan and I was really into the National Geography Bee as a kid, so maybe that's why I knew of it. And I've been to British Columbia before, although not to Kelowna specifically.
How do you feel about walruses? Very carefully, and only with their permission.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? That depends on the time of the day and the prevailing winds.
Finish the sentence: "Defense is the swift and total annihilation of a hostile force."
What do you value in your team's locker room? Positivity, encouragement, enthusiasm
What are your thoughts on mushrooms? Not a chance, fed.
What's your favorite Pokemon and why? Skarmory. It's a bird made of knives.
What type of player are you looking to build? A machine from your nightmares. A bone-rattling monster. I'll hit you so hard your pads explode. I'll hit you so hard your grandkids get tinnitus. I'll hit you so hard that time stops and you see infinite micro-universes expanding and dying within the quantum foam. What if Colossus from the X-Men played hockey? Screw that, what if Mecha-Godzilla played hockey? Picture that and you're getting the general idea. Gi-freakin-gantic defensive defenseman who crushes people. I expect that he will gradually develop some passing touch but he will probably never be a frequent goal-scorer.

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