- Player Name: 
Skating Dino

- Position:
GK

- Recreate or First-Gen? 
Recreate

- Recreates: Who was your last player? 
Zybnek Dobrovsky

- First-Gens: How did you find the site?

- Discord Username (full tag, including #numbers):

iStegosauruz#1699

- Are you in any other sim leagues?  Or, are you all about that hockey?
PBE - Victor Herrera / 3B / Detroit Demons; PPT Head and Banker

ISFL - Colt Mendoza / DT / New York Silverbacks; ISFL Head Office

SCSFL - A'Literal Frdige / WR / Mexico City Aztecs; Updater


- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

Short answer it is that it really varies. I spend a good amount of time each week on sim leagues. I'm normally available on Discord after 3PM EST every day and I save most of my job work (banking, updating, etc) until Sundays so I'm pretty site active then. Its just hard to put a number on it because I'm generally lurking somewhere. 



- Is water wet?

I don't think so - at least not according to what I remember from elementary physics. Then again I'm not a physicist so who really knows



- What do you hope to get from your SMJHL team and what are you looking for in a team?

An active LR. Winning is great but not the make or break thing for me. Minor leagues are some of the best part of sim leagues - my experience on Dallas as an expansion team in the DSFL when I was a rookie there is what kept me in the league. Preferably somewhere that isn't all hockey all the time. To be honest I know nothing about hockey so it would be great to be able to chime in about other things. 



- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?

Thats way above my paygrade, I'm just here to have to fun. I assume I'll get called up when its right to. 



- What is your “why”?  (I.E.  Why did you sign up for the SHL?  Why did you decide on this type of player?, etc)

First time I signed up cause Ace and Joe recruited me. I got busy and faded out because of some work stuff. Have more free time and came back because overdoo recruited me to. Picked GK because I know nothing about hockey but can conceptualize what a GK can do. 



- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?

Only through the league, so no?



- How do you feel about walruses?

They're awesome but dinosaurs are better



- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Google says 24 mph or 11 meters per second. Damn thats actually pretty fast. 



- Please finish the following sentence: “Defense is _______________.”

"Defense wins championships" (shoutout to Madden 04) doesn't fit here which is a letdown. Defense is cool, my ISFL player(s) has always been on defense. 



- What do you value in your team locker room?

I think I kinda touched on this above but just an active place to chat. Preferably not entirely hockey chat but if thats what its going to be at least a place where I can pick up on the basics. I'm pretty casual when it comes to expectations. 



- Mushrooms. What are your thoughts on them?

They look weird so I won't eat them raw but if they're in something its totally fine. 



- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

Slowpoke. I like pink and I think he's funny looking. Plus he's one of the semi-OG ones which is nice. 


- What type of player are you looking to build? Are you looking to play a more offensive or defensive role?


Whatever my team needs. I don't know enough about hockey to have a plan. I just wanna block shots or not let people score. Happy to do whatever a team recommends.