I wake up on a game day morning and have a nice hearty breakfast. Nothing starts a game day off better than waffles, bacon, eggs and a big glass of orange juice. Then it is off to morning skate to twirl around the ice until coach lets us get off, the sooner the better. Back home for lunch, usually a nice big bowl of pasta or chicken parm right before a nice long nap. Wake up, head to the game and then the real work starts. Gotta take that pre-game dump...get all that out of me before we take the ice. Tape up 3 sticks, make sure my skates are nice and sharp, get the flow looking NICE before warmups (gotta spend at least 10 minutes in front of the mirror to look nice for the ladies) and then head out for warm ups. Skate around checking out the crowd for any hotties to impress. Fire a couple big clappers off the glass, maybe drill the goalie in the head for good measure, then back to the locker room to prep for a big win. After the game we gear down as quick as possible and hit the showers. Gotta get them nice a steamy for the teammates. Grab a couple cold beers to take in the shower with me, and set up shop in there for a solid 20-30 minutes. Then, off the bars with the boys to get absolutely shit faced, then do it all again the next day!


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