Oh Slash, always with the jokes

I guess Luc would wake up in his modestly sized house down in Tampa Bay, walk out and get his newspaper, maybe wave at his neighbor, who is conveniently also his teammate at 'work'. He would read the newspaper on his front lawn while his stove spontaneously combusts, lighting his house on fire. The fire department would come and put it out, then Luc would just make the old stove disappear and have a newly purchased one magically appear in its place. He'd then decide to go for a morning swim in his pool, but what's this? Someone took the ladder? Luc dies by drowning... Good thing we saved the game. After reloading the earlier save Luc decides not to go for a swim and just eats some breakfast, takes a shower, and gets in the car that shows up to take him to his work where he is a 'sports player'. After time goes by at an incredibly fast speed he pulls back up in a car, gets out and heads into the house. Then he eats some foot, takes a dump and watches some TV until bed time.