If Vlastislav Malik was a character in the Sims franchise, he'd have great fun! To be honest though, would he change much from his usual real life? Malik would still want to wake up in the morning, go to Tim Hortons (or the equivalent I guess), have his usual everything bagel toasted with cream cheese and an Iced Capp, and then spend the rest of the day annoying @Titan and @Pythonic. How? First, he'd go to each of their houses and spam whatever negative interactions are possible in the Sims. The point is to annoy them to the point of no return. And then some more. If we're feeling really happy, maybe we lock their characters into a room, starve them, and leave them there for a few days. Eh maybe we'll give them some food. We need them around to annoy them right? So, basically just a normal day to be honest. Maybe we spam hockey practice and upgrade our skills as well, so we're even better than @Pythonic.