First thing I do is wake up in the morning and check my stocks. You can never have enough money. After that, whichever girl I brought home last night gets woken up to make me breakfast. You want a shot at the title? You gotta be a good cook too. I eat, then hit the gym. Once at the gym, I take multiple selfies to post to social media talking about how hard I work out. Do I actually work out? God no. From there I'll hit the rink for a light skate. Once the skates done, I go to the team kitchen snd get a nice light meal of chicken parm. Eat that, go take a nap on Slappys couch. Once I'm able to unstick myself from that, I get up and hit the town. In my old age I let the coach know when I want to be a healthy scratch. And if im not playing, i might as well go out.