I will be selecting the purple pill that is actually just a grape. All of these other options just seem like they have major negative side effects of some sort or the other. The brown pill seems purely self-hating, we need to get the people who choose that on some kind of watch list. Their GM's should start preparing for imminent retirement since they probably hate themselves. Just make sure to go check on them.

But I don't think Playoff Leon really needs to upgrade (or downgrade) in any manner. He's just about a proven commodity, a solid albeit unspectacular player who will provide depth scoring on a lineup, and then wake up in the playoffs to the tune of 5 goals in a single game. Perfection really doesn't need to change.

Wait, I forgot I was allergic to grapes. Maybe I should have taken the allergic medication pill instead. Shit.