On Marner's never ending quest to find a competitive edge for season sixty one of the simulation hockey league the brightly colored pill he decided to take from the mysterious salesman’s trench coat was the red pill that will give him an amazing speed boost, but will also speed up his digestive system. Marner will be bale to zip around the ice on my skates at an incredible speed but will need to vacate bowels every fifteen minutes. The reason Marner chose this pill is because speed wins in todays modern day hockey style of play. With this pill Marner will be able to easily burn by defenders on his way to creating a scoring opportunity as well as being able to have one of the more quick relentless backchecks coming back to defend in is own end which in turn will make him the best two way player in the game. In addition it will not be too much of a pain to have a quick crap break every fifteen minutes as Marner will need to go for a line change at some point anyways.