As St. Vincent once said... "Pills to wake, pills to sleep, pills, pills, pills every day of the week". If I had to select a magic pill to control the game to the best of my ability I think I would have to choose the Green Pill. And while I'm sure once I take the green pill a better idea to explain the changes that will affect me will come to my mind right now this is my plan. Once the intelligence pill is shown to work, I will immediately retire and using my knowledge of the ice join a coaching staff for an SHL or SMJHL team, but only call plays from the club level box seats not letting anyone see my disgusting small body, after years of success as this mystery coach, I will sacrifice my possible hall of fame career as a player, for a 100% certain hall of fame career as a head coach. And who knows, I might even beat some of the current players to the hall if I get a head coaching job right away! And on the night I am inducted into the hall, I come out on stage revealing my tiny child body to all. Yes, this small man child with the brain of a hockey genius beat you all.