S61 PT#2: Based and Brownpilled
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After taking the blue pill, everyone told Sven that his shot accuracy would get worse. In actuality, the joke is entirely on them cause Sven already can't hit the net except by sheer randomness and luck. In fact, it doesn't seem like his shot accuracy has change at all since ingesting the pill, but his checks and hits have gotten noticeably more monstrous. In fact, even when he misses the net (and we all know that he will) he has a pretty high chance of injuring a player or ref. His teammates have stopped trying to screen the goalie when he's on the ice, opting instead to completely avoid his shooting lanes to make sure his shot doesn't hit any of them. By the end of the season, the rest of the league won't be able to field a legal roster and the Cup will be awarded as a formality to the Vancouver Whalers.
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