After much consideration, I believe Paul Binder would have to go with the green pill. He's already pretty hockey-smart with a really nice Corsi rating usually (that means something.....right?) and plus he already has the body of a small child. Losing a couple of feet of height won't mean much to him, but that extra hockey IQ could go a long way. The orange pill is VERY tempting though. Ragweed and other pollens that he's not used to, being down south in Atlanta now, have absolutely been torturing his sinuses. He's grown very tired of the constant, "no guys, trust me, it's just allergies I'm already vaccinated" responses. Purple comes in as a close 3rd because I mean, who doesn't like grapes? Plus with Puddles O'Duck being his new team mate, he could certainly use it as a bargaining chip to get on the player's good side.

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