The only correct choice here is the blue pill. First of all, why do two pills revolve around shitting? The orange pill is useless since Slavakov doesn’t have allergies, the jelly bean is a jelly bean, and the pink pill has it’s benefits but kpop stans are crazy. So that leaves the black, green, and blue pill. The green pill just turns people into Dmills so that’s not worth it. The black pill is very intriguing because of reasons, but ultimately Slavakov went with blue. Yes you end up blind, but the super strength is worth it for one reason. In 2003 Ben Affleck starred in the movie Daredevil, the story of a blind superhero who used sonar to “see” everything around him, while having the element of surprise due to being blind. Being able to use sonar to see the ice, while being stronger than everyone else on it, would obviously be a massive benefit.

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