The obvious choice here is the pink pill. "You get the fame of a Korean pop star but not the talent of one." This says nothing at all about losing his existing hockey talents, it just makes him a professional hockey player who's also LeBron James famous. So, Nystrom takes the pink pill, becomes the most famous hockey player in the history of the game, and still remains a reasonably talented power forward. The only real differences in his life are that he sells an outrageous amount of jerseys and merchandise with his number on it, his autographs go for millions on ebay, and everything he ever posts on TokTik gets millions of views. If he's even reasonably clever, he can leverage this level of fame into an extensive post-hockey career in movies, music, specialty automotive repair, chicken farming, whatever he damn well pleases. This probably helps the Raptors and the Blizzard considerably as well. In Nystrom's opinion, Blizzard management should seriously consider recommending the pink pill to, at minimum, the other players they drafted in Nystrom's class to create a superstar team in a few years and become the biggest brand in sports.
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