theres like a 90% chance i forgot to take my allergy meds on whatever day this random event happens so ill go with the yellow pill. now im assuming that i dont know the effects of any of the other pills but im sure i will find out when i hit the ice or watch any of the other games going on during that particular night. i believe the yellow pill will actually give me a leg up on the players who decided to take pretty much any of the other pills, aside from any players without any allergies who decided to go with the purple or black pills. while all of the other players are figuring out how to deal with the ill effects of their pill i will be quietly doing my job like a normal human being hockey player. sure there will probably be a whole shit load of chaos going on around me but at least i will be able to focus on whats going on with nothing else to worry about. thank you weird trenchcoated man. good lookin out for us forgetful allergy ridden people.