Clearly the answer is the purple pill. First off, grape is a good flavor for jelly beans, none of this black licorice bullshit. Second, I'm not the gambling type. So many of these pills come with amazing benefits, but with some major drawbacks. You know what's better than getting a great benefit but having to deal with a major setback in return? Getting a marginal benefit with no repercussion. So in the face of all the superhuman skills being shoved into my face, I will choose to avoid the temptation and instead rely on my natural skill to become the best player I can be, even if most of the rest of the league has decided to be superpowered. Besides, now me, with my normal skillset may have to deal with super intelligent players, but they're like 3 feet tall so at least I can add some hits to my resume! And I'd be real worried about the speedsters shitting themselves moreso than their speed.