S61 PT#2: Based and Brownpilled
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soulja
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If i came across such a man, I will easily take the red pill. Speed is an essential skill in almost any sport. If a man such as myself, Ibrahimovic jr., was able to increase his speed by a multiple factor, then imagine the havoc he would cause to the opposition. The dude is a real physical threat with his size already. He also possesses great IQ and has a great vision of the ice. Speed is also great but increasing the speed by a multiple will make him a bullet train. Ain't nobody stopping this behemoth of a man with the added speed. The only downside to this is that he will need to empty his bowel every 15 minutes. But this is a small price to be when you get such a crazy physical boost in speed. With the speed, Zlatan can play defense or offence. No one will be able to stop him and his team will benefit huge with that skill. IN addition, Zlatan will also partake in all speed related Olympic games and win the gold for his nation. I know this isn't fair but that's just how life works. It is survival of the fittest and an apex predator like himself will always stay at the top.
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