Obviously Chimkin Wing is an absolute junky loser and takes any pills he can get his hands on, so naturally he would take every single pill, hoping to become a super human god on the ice who shits uncontrollably every fifteen minutes.
Unfortunately, all it did was making him shit himself while being fast, strong, blind, smart, three feet tall, immune to allergies, as famous as a Korean pop star, shit even more, enjoy a grape jelly bean, and fire slash.
This combination of things made him a streaking and genius, super strong diarrhea machine on the ice, and he was quickly banned from competition pending the results of a myriad of drug tests to see what the hell he was on.
When asked for comment, Chimkin Wing was rambling random stuff about the deep state and how Joe Biden is spraying chem trails on citizens in order to turn them into bisexual furries.