I would be very tempted to take the black pill just to grade the fucking mock draft but that would mean actually doing work so we are just gonna keep complaining about it and not do anything.

After careful consideration, my actual choice would be the green pill. It doesn't seem as bad as the ones that actually do something and I really do need any help I can get. I'm already short and it's not the end of the world. I'm not that smart but I'm not super dumb either so I think I would greatly benefit from the effects of that one. Being short as hell isn't ideal but when you are that smart, you can just skate around everybody and score before they even realize what happened. After all, they are still the big dumb. One wrong move you are basically dead but do you even make wrong moves when you are the Einstein of hockey? No. The answer's no.