When looking at the options above, there were quite a few where I knew I would never touch (green pill, orange pill, brown pill, pink pill, black pill), but there were a few thoughts for the others.

Blue pill: There are many successful people in the world who do things without sight, so I thought this could potentially be a massive advantage, I would be able to take over games at will. However, I also realized that I would have to re-learn how to play hockey, and at this stage in my career, I don’t think that would go over well and will likely end my career.

Purple pill: I was hungry, and a jelly bean would be nice.

Red pill: This ended up being my decision. Why? Well, I am not super fast, and having that ability will give me an incredible advantage and I would be able to play the game at my speed and score at will. In addition, I just have to make sure I am off the ice on those 15 minute marks, which is fine. I can’t be on the ice all game.

That being said, I had a close call one game, where I was walking back to the dressing room to get to the bathroom but had miscalculated the time and the turtle head was starting. I luckily got back to the bathroom, but almost didn’t make it. I’d also have to keep this ability a secret, because my teammates would likely mess with my clocks and will likely cause me to shit myself multiple times.