I am going to take the green pill and have incredible game instincts and talent. I will be so good at the game that I don't even need to be taller than three feet, because no one will be able to hit me anyway. I am going to call myself "Thunderbones" and get a bunch of lightning tattoos and I am going to play hockey shirtless and everyone will be terrified of me even though I am very small. No one will dare make fun of me though because they know I am very smart, way smarter than them, and I will destroy them with my incredible rhetoric and wit, leaving them sobbing for their mothers if they so much as cross me. I'm also just picking this one because INT is almost always my dump stat and I am eager for a change of pace. I will be the wizard of the ice and go down in history as the greatest smallest player that ever was.