Honestly, there is only one great pill to take here. While you sit here at your desk and ponder, well fuck, which pill will I take, do I want to be blind? Do I want to be the size of a child again? How about being super fast, but at the same time always having to basically shit myself. Would that be worth it? Honestly? No. Those wouldn’t. It would be hard to revert back to three feet and try to play professional sports. It would also be hard to have to blow up a bathroom every 15 minutes because you just keep shitting yourself otherwise. So honestly, there real answer here is of course you take the purple pill, or the grape jellybean. First and foremost, grape is by far the best flavor there is, and taking it in jellybean form is even better. So there you have it boys and girls, Vladmir Petrov would take the Purple Pill, or the grape jelly bean.

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