Towelie has been working alongside America's newest blind man Simon Wilson and under the tutelage of Simon Wilson, aka America's "next big blind guy" as described by a one Hannibal Buress. Under this tutelage of Simon Wilson, Towelie has been working on his life while working blind. Thus the blue pill which will give you ultra strength, but will render you blind, is the pill of choice for the Super Towelie. Towelie will lay thunderous hits, and shoot the puck at incredible speed to continue his dominant pace in the Simulation Major
Junior Hockey League. With the knowledge of how to operate blind Towelie will need to rely on sound and instinct to know where to shoot, hit, and pass. On the ice towelie will have the power of the blind man Simon Wilson and be able to summon his Towel strength to out perform everybody on the ice and off. oh and he'll probably see a doctor after 4 hours of using the blue pill.