I have deliberated this carefully, and the pink pill seems to be the obvious choice. Why? Because if you have all the fame of a Korean pop star, why would you actually need talent? We live in an age of technology, my friends! Can't sing? We've got autotune! That isn't stopping people from having hit songs anymore. Can't dance? We can use some creative editing or get me some lessons. The truth of the matter is anyone can be made to seem like they have talent with enough money and the right people around them. The same goes for hockey, right? I take the pink pill and I'm famous and everyone thinks I'm an awesome hockey player, and with the great teammates I have that probably means I'll actually still look like I know what I'm doing out there. And if I'm actually hindering the team they can put me on the third line or I can just leave to do a reality show like Jamie did in Ted Lasso. I've only watched the first couple of episodes of the new season so I don't know how that's all going to work out yet but I'll guess we'll see. But for now it's time for Alex to bask in the fame! (211 words.)