Why do I have to think of a Viva La Dirt League skit as I read this... But nevermind, I digress.

Well the purple pill sounds quite yummy because grapes are awesome, but I think I'd go with the green pill. Being one of the smartest people in the world would allow me to do so much good not just in a hockey context but for humanity in general. And I don't think the physical repurcussions that come with it would be that big of a hindrance - for my hockey career, maybe, but not for everything else. I mean, have you seen what Stephen Hawking has done with a body that was barely even functioning, merely being a child would be a piece of cake compared to that.

Plus, their might be some more unintended consequences of this pill as well... So it turns me into a child, sure, but do I just start growing older again afterwards? Probably not, as I understand it I would probably stay a child but what would that mean? Immortality! Eternal life and youth! While being so smart that I can make the world a better place for generations. Yes pleaaaaaase!