I'd take the brown pill so I can market  myself intensely and make so much fucking money. It would be insane how much I could. The amount of fans I would have would fuel me throughout my entire career. Honestly I could probably get away with never actually playing a game like that Brazilian soccer star. Just keep faking injuries, but trick people into thinking I'm super good. I'd tweet things and make it happen, get fans to send death threats to people I don't like. It would be so sick. How am I not already at one hundred and fifty words jeez. Oh kay, so let us recap my sentiments, I will take the pink coloured pill because I believe you do not need talent to play hockey but can get by on only hype alone. I would use that hype to secure a fat contract and then I will keep going until I no longer can.