This is a tough one. The red pill sounds ok, I’m already using the bathroom constantly so this would be just a slight increase. The green pill sounds more fun. Though I do not know how it would be being only three feet tall. I am under six feet, so according to thot standards I am already three feet tall. Skip. What else was there, some allergy meds, grape jelly, there’s no freaking way am taking the black pill. I do not care who is the point task director or what kind of job they are doing. As long as it’s not me. I guess I would take the blue pill. Daredevil would be pretty good at hockey. Maybe. If he had hulk strength. I wonder if all the stick and puck and skate noise would interfere with all the ticking sounds I would have to make to know where I am. How come daredevil never made bat bat noises? I guess there’s already a Batman…