I will take the Green pill. This seems like it might be a tough break, but Dale Miller has played in the Simulation Hockey League so it is possible. I am already the greatest sports mind that has ever existed, so I will now transcend the ice and become a god. If you have ever seen that movie where Scarlett Joahnsson becomes a computer after she takes LSD it'll be like that. A legitimate giga brain genius on skates is what I'll be. I will be moving the puck like Wayne Gretzky if he was actually good at sports and not just hockey. Like Larry Bird if he didn't go and shovel his mom's drive way and ruin the greatest career in basketball history. The goat won't really go far enough to describe how good I'd be. Just absolutely disgusting on the sticks. I might be able to bring Hamilton a playoff appearance this season with how good I'd be. The Green pill it is for me, steve, go birds.