So many colorful choices with so many curious outcomes, but which do I choose? First thing I will do is eliminate the red and brown pills from the pool because I'd rather not have to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes. Orange is next to go since I don't have any allergies making the pill pointless to me. The blue pill could be useful if taken early on in your career, so you could master the other senses to compensate for the blindness and super strength. I would have to give up the black pill, just because I would hate to remove a person who turned swiss cheese into an art form in a previous life from his current role. This leaves me with the green, pink, and purple pill to choose from. I see positives for all three, but I have decided to take the purple pill. I really enjoy grape flavored candies most of the time anyway.