So here I was with that pink pill in my hand. Now I am popular among people. I was a bit amazed by second part, but, to be honest, Korean pop stars don't have talent anyway so I heard my evil laughs in my head. Situation was perfect, I went to my training with team. New looks was kinda good too. Now I can lay down these chicks in China town. Went to it, because I had time, as usually buying some salmon from my 'salmon dealer' (wink wink), but I wasn't prepeared for what came next. Bunch of asian ladies recognized me, smiled looking at me and chatting lively. It take them around a minute to pull out their phones and go my way. I was ready for selfies and stuff, but they came closer and yelled in their language, but I understood them. Message was something like this: "Look, look, that is that korean pop star, who got hit with bananas my bunch of monkeys." And that moment I knew that I fucked up. That was last time I bought random pills from random guys. *smacks salmon on the table in anger*

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