Sardangians do not have bowels in the same way that humans do so my first choice was going to be the red pill. Unfortunately I already have to hold myself back from harming humans on the ice due to my natural speed and size, and thus the extra super speed would be of no use to me. I will thus choose the pink pill as I would like to be famous on this planet and be able to use my fame to further my research. I do not know what the Korean pop stars are famous for, but I assume it will be for something amazing, and since I wish to experience all of the amazing parts of humanity, I will choose that. Imagine the face of a Sardangian plastered across the planet with adoring fans and world leaders asking for my autograph. It would be an incredible sigh to behold!