Picking a pill is not easy, however some are clearly worse than others. The red pill is an absolute no. Speed is fun, sure, but no thanks to that digestive system. Blue pill sounds fun, but giving up sight for strength, no way. Green pill sounds fun, I mean I'll definitely have a job after the hockey career with that one which could be quite good because I do not think I could keep playing hockey with the body of a child. Brown pill is just useless unless you need to clean the bowels so, no. I'll never be PT director by free will so forget that one.

Now for the more useful pills. Orange pill is an absolute win, hell yes praise allergy medicine. Pink pill is free fame, no need for the talent of a Korean pop star because they will just love my hockey skills instead of my pop. Purple pill? I have no idea, I guess this is fine?

Since there was no limit that I could only choose one of the pills, the choice is easy. I will consume the orange pill, the pink pill and the purple one as well because why not. This means no longer will I have to suffer allergy during spring/summer which will for sure help out on the ice. Combine that with the fame and I will have fans cheering for me every night at any arena, and while they are rooting on my team, they are mainly there for me and only me. This is sure to boost my ego and help me perform even better. Damn good pills these were!

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