The red pill is not an option. The Anchorage Armada have been hit somewhat hard by call-ups this season, meaning that Jay Sink is currently averaging more than 23 minutes per game on the ice. Bluntly, there's not time for Jay Sink to be leaving to use the bathroom as frequently as that. The blue and green pills aren't options either. It's crucial that Sink is in position to make defensive plays, and inevitably being out of position due to blindness and unable to physically impose himself due to being 3 feet tall is unworkable.

Built different, Jay Sink is not allergic to anything. The orange pill is pointless. The one thing everyone knows for sure about Jay Sink is that he loves his fans, and the fame of a Korean pop star would lead to him having many, many fans. This would be a distraction, and may affect his hockey performance. The brown pill is undesirable for the reasons above. Trying to focus on hockey, the black pill would be another distraction akin to the pink pill. The only remaining option is the purple pill, or the grape jelly bean. According to google, the average jelly bean contains 4 calories. These calories will give Sink a small energy boost that will help him perform on the ice. (218 words)