S61 PT#2: Based and Brownpilled
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Kermit Murphy would, 100% and without a doubt, select the orange pill. What many people don't know and what Murphy has not publicized is that he actually suffers from terrible seasonal allergies which tend to kick in around the first few days of training camp and last until after the playoffs have ended. The allergies leave him prone to severe nasal congestion, migraines, and massive bouts of sneezing. Also, no girls want to go out with him because he is a slobbering, drippy mess of puffy eyes and mucus, severely dampening his confidence. The orange pill would certainly alleviate this issue for Kermit, allowing him to feel more normal on the ice for once. Without all of the headaches and stuffy sinuses, he'd be better able to see and process the ice around him, leading to better decision making and snappier playmaking. Not sneezing every couple of minutes would help get rid of some of those egregious giveaways or defensive lapses as well.
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