I would immediately snag all the pills and chug em down with an ice cold Bud Ice. For the red pill I can always wear a diaper, at that point it's just as much my opponents problem. The blue pill I think doesn't change anything. Coach says i already play blind and i injure guys all the time, I think this one is a placebo. My body is too strong for the green pill and my brain is already mush so good luck improving that. The pink pill will get me my own Mcdonalds meal? cool. Otherwise than that top sports stars are more famous than K-pop stars in this country... unless you're weird. The brown pill won't do anything if i already took the red, right? I'm already taking the orange pill lmao. Grape jelly bean don't sound so bad. As PT director I'm not rewarding anyone with PT, ever. nerds.