Red pill is the easy choice for me on this one. Blue pill is enticing - after all jukka pretty much plays like he's blind already anyways so the side effect wouldn't even be that bad - but his 19 strength is one of the few things he doesn't suck at, and doesn't need that much improving. Green pill is worthless on him, as 10x an intelligence of zero is still zero. Pink pill is huge negative - after hearing CHI's goal horn this year, get me as far away from korean pop as possible. Black pill is the least desirable thing in existence, cause PT director on this site seems like a brutal job. But considering speed is one of jukka's average-to-below average abilities, the red pill would really up his game. Plus the side effect pooing every 15 minutes isn't even that bad. There's plenty of options; a diaper under my pads, timing the poo with line changes/intermissions. And even if worst comes to worst, if shitting your pants in the middle of a game is good enough for Paul Pierce, it's good enough for jukka.