Jannik would take the green pill in a heartbeat. Yes, his lanky and agile body allows him to strip the opponents of the puck with ease, as well as lay the occasional hit, but he already feels like his hockey IQ is high - so if he was offered to increase it tenfold, it would be an easy choice for him. Also, imagine getting outworked and outmatched by a 3 foot tall animal that knows exactly when and where to lift your stick to place himself in position for a quick breakout. How embarrassing would it be for the goons and juggernauts of the SHL to get beaten to the puck in the offensive zone nine time out of ten, by this dwarven maniac that seemingly can see the future? Of course, you have to be weary of wandering knees to the face, but that's a small price to pay to be able to foresee plays and break down opposing attacks in your head.

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