Name Redacted would take the purple pill, no question about it. Name Redacted's body is a temple, and he is very particular about the things he puts into it. The Manhattan goalie isn't about putting drugs into his body if he doesnt know exactly where they come from. He would prefer to take copious amounts of steroids from his trusted dealer instead of getting them from a shady guy in a trenchcoat.

Name Redacted is totally about taking candy from strangers, however. Since the purple pill is a tasty grape jelly bean, this is right up his alley. Honestly, he probably skipped breakfast (since his sim burnt down his house last week making cereal), so the jelly bean would probably be a good sugar boost before practice.

Name Redacted would then chase the man away with a machete because this is his turf and no one deals pills here except for him. He might even take the trenchcoat too.