Prompt 2.

Unfortunately, this is just a dream I'll never be able to fulfill. Between salary caps, forced lines, and logs of other stuff. In an ideal world, I'd love to just build a goon. A pure fucking goon. I'm talking strength, checking, fighting, speed, agility. Work on maxing them in that order. Finish the season with more PIM than minutes played. This is the kind of player that will only have a point if he's on the ice at the wrong time, or he's in the wrong place. It's just about having fun, punching people in the face, and getting paid to do so. Weekly training? Nah. Season equipment? Why do I need it? I'm going to punch people in the face. I don't want to score, I don't want to be an asset on defense. I want you to know that if I'm out there, I'm going to get a penalty. Most likely, that penalty is going to be bashing your face in. And I'll fucking do it again when you're out of the box.