Prompt 1: A bizarre attempt at parity??? What was HO thinking? Was it a side effect of that pill from the other week? Regardless of how it happened, Duncan Mackenzie was now a hockey god. He could do it all: super speed, incredible puck handling, passing like nobodies business, fight like a champion, win every draw, block every shot and more. He was Hulk-like in strength and has the most aggression that anyone had ever seen. DMack was so excited to reach the ice. But once he did he noticed two small problems. First, he had to be standing right in front of the net in order to shoot. If he took more than a couple strides away, the puck would go sailing away. No matter, he was a power forward with unbelievable screening ability. He would be standing in front of the net anyways. The other problem, the bigger problem, was that he had absolutely no bravery. Anytime he even thought about going into the corners or even standing in front of the net, he almost threw up. He was a giant, fast, hockey playing god...who was too scared to play hockey.